Just a little heads up for aspiring public speakers out there!

cuddly-morrigan:

The gender neutral term for “ladies and gentleman” is “distinguished guests”. This has been around since at least the 60s, so no one is going to question your use of it.

Please, please use this along with “ladies and gentlemen” if you aren’t entirely sure of the gender of your audience.

Thank you!

FUCK, THE CHAIN LINK FENCE GOT IN THE WAY

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

(Source: vioforte)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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dude, we were walking down the street and this other pair of people were walking towards us, with one of them smoking something and then the smoker coughs this terribad cough and then a second after we walk past them I interrupt myself mid-sentence to repeat “oh my god” because there was this heavy-ass weed smell all the way down the block

it was too much of an inconvenience to cross the street so we just walked halfway in the road where the air was clear

neyruto:

hey me and my boyfriend are trying raise money for top surgery for the both of us, which is a grand total for 20,000 USD!  i have a t-shirt shop and proceeds i get from selling shirts like those above also will help go towards that goal! 

my t-shirt shop 

☆☆☆25% off everything sitewide until midnight!!!☆☆☆

majiinboo:

  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $200,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson